An important lesson from Diana

"Mom, today, Diana, you know the little girl in my class, she told me that I shouldn't stick up my middle finger alone."  says Penelope.
After I put my eyeballs back in my head, I said "Oh, well, she is right, it means something bad.".
 I could see the wheels turning in her head.  Penelope then said "But...........maybe.............I was wondering.......you couldtell me..........you know........maybe...well, I know you can't say it, but............maybe there's a good way to tell me what it means."
You're a sweet little lady.  Stay that way, Peanut.